LiveLM

To be fair, your issue seems more to be software based than hardware.
I should warn you that even if you do get a x86 laptop, Photoshop is rather janky under Wine and Roblox could find a way to kill the Vinegar client in the future.
I’d recommend you borrow a friend’s machine and give it a spin, you might unfortunately not be off the dual-booting hook just yet…

The fingerprint thing as Pixel issue. Multiple models had unreliable scanners.

I’m sure that if it was that simple people would be doing it already…

If you’re wondering if it’s really that bad, have this quote:

GNOME sysadmin, Bart Piotrowski, kindly shared some numbers to let people fully understand the scope of the problem. According to him, in around two hours and a half they received 81k total requests, and out of those only 3% passed Anubi’s proof of work, hinting at 97% of the traffic being bots

And this is just one quote. The article is full of quotes of people all over reporting they can’t focus on their work because either the infra they rely on is constantly down, or because they’re the ones fighting to keep it functional.

This shit is unsustainable. Fuck all of these AI companies.

Then somebody goes and Mario Bro’s this motherfucker and out come the bootlickers going “oh but he didn’t deserve it!!!” 🤬

I dunno, although pirating Minecraft is rather easy, I’d be a bit wary of deleting an account you spent money on like this. Doubly so if you used Hotmail.
Nothing worse than finding you need access to an old account, then realizing it’s registered to an old email address you deleted. Headache!

If I was you I’d delete all the data you can from the account, set a new very strong password, enable 2FA and leave it dormant. Never know when you might need it again ya know?