I have my three cats. I dont drink or smoke so I can pay rent AND get them nice food and regular litter changes. The lack of alcohol has made it easier to sleep, better mood, more consistent personality.

I for once don’t think it’s fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

If you can’t do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

It’s the shrimple life