I swear to God, just 15 minutes ago, I was doing the Asian thing of “no, let me cover the bill,” thing with a friend and I stood my ground too hard and pulled my glutes. I can barely fucking walk now. Being old is hilarious.
The two most embarrassing times I blew my back out were:
Sneezing too hard, fucked up for a week.
Reaching to the top shelf to grab something for my wife and having her full force slap my ass…did me in for most of two weeks, and moving slow the rest of the month.
I swear to God, just 15 minutes ago, I was doing the Asian thing of “no, let me cover the bill,” thing with a friend and I stood my ground too hard and pulled my glutes. I can barely fucking walk now. Being old is hilarious.
The two most embarrassing times I blew my back out were:
Sneezing too hard, fucked up for a week.
Reaching to the top shelf to grab something for my wife and having her full force slap my ass…did me in for most of two weeks, and moving slow the rest of the month.
Be safe out there fam 🙏