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i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
PanFucky
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
They say they can’t unsee it… but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.
They should make a national treasure movie about this
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
Why did he deep fry his cock?
I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
“Pan”-is
Amazing
