Trudeau’s hair was somehow too nice or something. I swear the CPC’s focus on people’s hair is just weird.

Canadian Conservatives are oddly obsessed with looks. They dunked on Trudeau for having nice hair and now they’re saying Carney has a banker’s haircut.

I guess policies don’t matter? Also, why doesn’t Bitcoin Millhouse get his security clearance.

He said voters shouldn’t think Carney is any different from Trudeau “because he has a banker’s haircut and wears a pair of blue socks.”

Pollievre has the same kind of haircut… I also recall a photo of Polievre standing in the mud with his dress shoes, what kind of socks does he wear with them?

“Mr. Carney is not a businessman. He is a political grifter,” Poilievre said Tuesday in response to a question about Carney’s past business dealings.

If Polievre is throwing hypocritical comments about haircuts and socks, what does this one say about him?

Wait…fucking MILHOUSE is criticising someone’s hair?

Running out of ideas, Poppinfresh?

Squinty lizard-person is making fun of the candidate that looks like a real person?

Carney’s hair is styled and that’s got PP riled

That can be their new slogan.

Don’t they both have the same haircut?

They are super unprepared to pivot away from running against Trudeau. Next are they going to suggest Carney is related to Castro?

Pierre fancies himself a fancy lad after ditching his glasses I see.

CANADA DOESN’T NEED A SMALL pp

Sick flex bro.