• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    The baby, keenly aware of their lack of insurance and the implications of growing up poor in America, asks the nurse for a 4th trimester abortion.

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      Their in luck. The republican governor heard their story and just rolled back child labor laws allowing them to buy though their employer. Truly a touching story.

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      Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines

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        The Bible tells us that all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Even babies, if they’re not of the elect.

        18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.

        19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?

        20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

        21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?