This is why I stopped enjoying memes on Instagram

My kid usually seems so bright and sharp. Then out of nowhere he says the most unglued, brain-dead shit I’ve ever heard, and I need a second to mentally pull over, throw out some road flares, change to snow tires, and assess survival provisions. I probably make that face the whole time, before I remember to smile sweetly.

Yeah, this is why I rarely go on Facebook any more. The astounding stupidity on public display by some people is too depressing.