• Aeao@lemmy.world
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    Bro I live In Texas. I just saw this in all.

    Everything, and I mean everything, is bigger in Texas

    Except budget, taxes, healthcare, eduction, over all happiness, morals or freedom

    But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

    To be clear this is satire.

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      But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

      I’m not so sure about that, the airport terminal near me also has an Alamo. I guess maybe Texas is tied for number one on that.

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        There’s also Alamo rental car. Don’t come at me with your “it’s called alamo” unless the most famous not Texan (Davey Crockette ) weighed your luggage.

        Off topic joke I worked at a leather shop in Florida but again I’m from Texas. We sold very large knives to scary bikers.

        Anyway one guy said to me “a Bowie knife make everyone think twice lol”

        Me: I don’t know man, you know who else had a Bowie knife? Jim Bowie. And he fuckin died.

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        I felt I had to add that because we live in the crazy timeline

        Edit: I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t mention YOUR Alamo? We had a whole ass Alamo and you didn’t.

        Satire