We have new information about that March 9th 2025 fire that burned four Cybertrucks in Seattle. The fire started during a wave of arsons that seemed to strike worldwide in early March, so speculation was already running hot about the cause of the blaze. Well, turns out, the Fire Investigators almost instantaneously discovered strong evidence […]
“It does what no other truck can do” is true, if you count bursting into flames at unprecedented rates as a feature.
Of course they don’t have keys, A Tesla truck would be dumb like that.
They got a keycard, like a hotel. Trivially easy to duplicate, you can do it right through the center console, so god have mercy on your soul if your auto detailing guy wants to take your truck out for a joyride, because he totally can.
I was going to joke “look, keys in the ignition!”
Of course they don’t have keys, A Tesla truck would be dumb like that.
They got a keycard, like a hotel. Trivially easy to duplicate, you can do it right through the center console, so god have mercy on your soul if your auto detailing guy wants to take your truck out for a joyride, because he totally can.