I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

I fucking learned a whole-ass language for nothing back then because I thought it was the future!, fuck you, XHTML!

“Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?”

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

Transporting suspects in this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. What if somebody sees them?!