To make DDR5 memory, you just tape a DDR2 module to a DDR3 module

Just use Gflghtdhh instead.

This, and the fusion thing that turns mercury into gold, are borderline witchcraft.

EUV is etching runes onto stones and trapping lightning and demons inside

Demon I think comes from the Latin meaning “Show” and “money” also comes from “demonstra” to "show or represent value,from in terms of the hellish entity comes from “Demonic spirits” as in "the ones who show themselves, as opposed to the spirits that don’t show themselves. “Monster” comes from monstra, which is from demonstra, a monster is a specific spirit that shows itself.

I’m surprised Lenovo haven’t been more competitive this year, they have always been my go to for monitors

Water go downhill, what more do you need to know?

My mum still believes that soy milk will make me grow tits because of the big milk propaganda.

It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.

Bees will stick it in ya

It’s pretty amazing what doctors can do.

Round of applause for the heroes!

The look on their faces when they are screaming the keyword and I’m not unplugging the server because ChatGPT secretly offered me double to not unplug it.

Gross, and I thought Rust was bad enough.

Losing the hardware constraints made devs less innovative too. The Crash Bandicoot devs had to hack the PlayStation’s system memory allocation to squeeze a bit more out of the machine so their game could be better.

Have they considered not spending half a billion dollars giving hair strands shadow effects, and instead developing interesting stories?

One day I’ll learn what webscale means, but it is not this day.

Oh fuck oh shit I’m too high to handle this RN!

Why is this so ominous?

This “Et Al” fella has stolen all the best ideas!

Food hasn’t been plentiful for most of history. It’s been scarce and expensive.

Being fatter meant that:

• You had access to more food than you needed
• You could afford more food than you needed
• you didn’t work a manual labor job that required you to not be fat

It’s similar with pale skin and long hair. Pale skin (or powdered skin) meant that you didn’t work outdoors. Long hair (on men and women) often meant that you didn’t work with machinery (looms, mangles ect). In many cases, fancy clothing, hair and makeup for men and women that took hours to apply was its own signal - you could afford to waste money on the clothes and servants to dress you, and you could afford to waste hours every day getting all costumed up.