Or make the whole thing out of whatever the black box recorder is made of. Problem solved!

If the US moves to annex Canada, or if Canada starts making noises about enacting laws the US disagrees with, those F35s will come in handy

Just mention Jesus in your answer and you’ll be fine

Some of those times, he probably ingested enough ergot alkaloids to see God.

Does the iOS one get this sweeping access to everything as well (which would require Apple to specifically give it entitlements)?

IIRC, they loosened the tolerance and lowered the nominal voltage from generators to be around 235, to provide more leeway for electricity fed in from domestic solar panels without tripping circuit breakers.

Even worse than there being no comments: the code is extensively commented, but its function has drifted from what the comments describe to the point where they are actively misleading.

X11 was nifty, but limited by low ambitions. Its client/server model was simple: the application ran entirely on the UNIX host, and the terminal was just a dumb graphical display device: drawing commands went one way, and key/mouse events the other way. If only Sun had seen fit to open up NeWS, we could have ended up with apps’ UI layer running on the terminal, handling events and showing the interface, and the communication down the bottleneck between your terminal and the big UNIX machine running the business logic of the app being more structured (like, say, view-model objects and business-logic events). Of course, you’d have to write your UI code in PostScript, at least until someone invented Lua or something.

Elon Musk: “I only date models”

“slop” seems to be the 4chan inanimate-substance suffix, in the same way that “fag” is the suffix for any person

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

Given the condition cats’ coats stay in, there are probably enzymes in cat saliva that evolved to have conditioning qualities. So a shampoo made with cat saliva is not entirely implausible.

Fuck Nintendo.

Don’t they also have far-right leanings of some sort? If so, it’s not surprising.

Do they make human-sized ones?

I’ll just wait for the bus to 127.0.0.1

Apparently the philosophical basis behind the prohibitions itself differs. IIRC, if someone hypothetically engineered a vegetable including pig genes, it would be kosher but not halal.

Or Australian, if the “monash” in his username refers to the university or municipal region, rather than being the somewhat uncommon surname of the man both were named after.

My First Nightmare Fuel

You made it more scalable? Good work