Uh oh! There must’ve been a paperclip on the freeway! Perhaps something as large and dangerous as a bottle cap!

What happened? Did a humming bird poop on it?!

Yeah! Find extra corners to cut! Time is money!

Real elections moving forward exist the way the tooth fairy does. He’s defying federal court orders already, and we’re what? Seven weeks in?

Well, if we’re fantasizing, I vote we give ‘im the ol’ William Wallace treatment. Far more fitting for the chaos he’s caused. Make Elon watch with the assurance that he’s next.

The end of the video where the cops shoot and kill him and realize all his “declarations” were absolute horseshit.

Trump right now.

Can we just FFW to the end? Pretty please?