Have you even tried the butt trumpet? Some people think they don’t have talent, and they are literally just sitting on it.

Doin my part paying tariff fees to make sure that bonus doesn’t drop at all too! We all gotta chip in.

Yeah Dork isn’t the right word. Imo if you are driving a cyberdruck it’s straight to cunt with you.

Or one of those cool decorative indoor ethanol candles

Looks like this one slid through. Maybe add “political”

Sure, but the words Elon and Trump are pretty specific filters to block those posts. I turn mine on when I’m feeling saturated.

Author?

I believe it’s “Netflix and chill” by Leonardo de Michaelangelo.

Really should just be saying thank you and bet the MF wasn’t even wearing a suit when he called customer service.

This guy democrats.

It’s time for this. Grace period is over. If you’re STILL driving a Tesla I’m rolling my window down and giving you the finger if you are next to me at a traffic light. The resale value is still high enough at this point that if you’re not Nazi shit, you can afford to part with it.

If I can’t get to the grave, I’d take pissing on a magait as a close second.

Be awkward by having a right hand but no right arm…

So many rules!

There were hookers though at least!

It’s to scare people off from dividing by it.

I also ordered 6 wings when I really wanted 12

I know we shouldn’t abuse the word, but I feel like “slut” is appropriate here.