I’m honored.

This Jurassic Park movie is getting weird pretty quickly.

The fact that you have a mnemonic device for this makes me feel like you deserve to be on whatever lists you’re on.

Exactly how many museums have you been banned from?

Edit: Spelling

Trans people exist. More importantly, whatever one calls taking leave of work to support a partner after they’ve given birth, it’s not going to be a holiday. Things like paternity leave exist because of how much work newborns can be.

Thanks. That puts me on the right track.

https://www.onallbands.com/ham-radio-101-dummy-loads-smart-idea/

I get the reference to the original meme. I don’t understand the EM spectrum component, though.

“👍”

“Oof. I wonder what I did to piss them off?”

Bees start swarming out.

We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.

What is “denticle paper?”

That’s a pretty cool attitude to have about it. What’s the situation for the last time this happened to you?

“Okay, we need a name for this one, too.”

“Bushtit.”

[Sigh] “Fine. And this one?”

[Snickering] “Blue footed booby.”

“Ugh, but why?.”

“It’s got blue feet.”

“Whatever. How about this one?”

“Titmouse.”

“I think I’m starting to see a pattern here. Is everything okay at home?”

[Bursts into tears] “No! Not since this one.” [Hands other person a photo] “I call that one ‘horrible shrew that ruined my life!’” [Sobbing]

[Other person holding the photo of the ex-partner]

A similar strategy also works for governance, if Republican leadership is to be believed.

The success of Stardew Valley and similar games are evidence of the commonality of a homestead kink. I’ve only dabbled in indoor plants myself, but I’ve heard of large, secretive communities that regularly engage in all kinds of full-on, cottage-core acts.

I don’t have the hard data to support it, but I feel that females of most species disfavor receiving a tail whip to the crotch from an ankylosaurus’ club.

Well, thanks for that! Now I have even more virus!

Right? I was just thinking that my immune system’s graphics card does not work that way.

I was gonna say, jokes on those viruses. I’m not an Olympic athlete. They just infected the human equivalent of a 1995 Compaq Presario. Also, good luck even getting the pennies that actually get mined. I’ve got a 56k modem and a family that keeps forgetting not to use the phone when I’m on the internet.

Привет, товарищ.

Great. Now I’ve gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!