You buy a rotisserie chicken on the cheap then you buy potato salad and pasta salad that’s been marked up a couple hundred percent.

Smart, that would add hours/days to a cross country trip and lose out on some valuable resources.

Capitalism or social democracy I think we can all agree on a nice aloo gobhi.

They can walk on guns.

Eight guns.

A lot of bears, twinks, twunks and otters enjoy them.

I get aroused by the thought of telepathically asking them for the largest anal probe they have.

Any plant of mine is only a commitment for a week or so.

Welcome back Hamid!

Why do you have a toddler skull?

It’d be disrespectful to throw it out.

How do you know that the CIA propaganda isn’t just CIA propaganda?

I obsessively count everything I consume so that’s part of the reason I can’t eat rice.

Well that’s hardly an answer.

How many beers are seven hours worth of them?

Most of them seem like pretty honest countries.

Ok hang on I’ll have to google research this for a bit.

But not enough to win in Venezuela.

Funnily enough that’s the exact percentage that Comando Con Venezuela said Nicolás Maduro got in the 2024 election.

I said almost and I’m not a protestant but thanks for assuming my religion.

I didn’t see that on Wikipedia it was the top return on my Google search.