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30 days ago“Joke”


“Joke”
I’ll wait for the freestyle machine so I can order laquer thinner in my favorite flavor
Italian astronaut Luca Parmitano Nearly died this way
Yes but laundry


Who turns off the computer?


Sure is. Im actually surprised the HOA hasn’t stopped me



Pumpkins
Moth caterpillars are eating all my mini pumpkins but I dont want to hurt the polinators 😩
Simple. Don’t throw them in the ocean. Why are you throwing them in the ocean?


I bet they dont check. Yo quero taco bell? Hired.
Heat. Everything ends up as heat.


America is Canada’s Mexico
I have one thats not represented here. Im fairly sure it belongs on the lower right.