“The jug I keep all my fucks in”

A guided hallucination

SNOLAB in Sudbury Ontario has done a tonne of work on neutrinos

The actual speech

Cars that can handle the winter weather, traction control and ground clearance

Heated everything

Nazis be nazis

Prudes be prudes

He skates by

He’s gotta be rage baiting

Laws for thee but not for me

All bananas are guitars, but not all guitars are bananas

But they don’t breathe under the plastic, accelerating the ripening

The luxury pork ribs has so much more eagle

Tape: invented

Tape worms: come into existence

We need political climate change

It’s political suicide to be against anything Trans

Sorry

They should implement childproof containers while they’re at it. If cannabis has it, so should booze

And it was his idea!

While we’re at it, let’s add childproof containers. If cannabis has it, so should alcohol

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