Big news for the tropical vampire community

Literally I would not be caught dead drinking from that thing

Not if it’s 2D

Fuck zodiac signs, what type of garlic are you?

USA got pretty lucky there. Almost matches the borders.

My favorite for sure

Extra juicy since the third bird is another male

Computers can spread viruses too ☝️🤓

Me for about a decade before going fuck it and learning a trade

It isn’t but I kinda wanna travel to Venus now

Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.

You may ignore curvature for this assignment

I was about to send this to my diabetic buddy

Common misconception but it’s actually based on Saint Nukulus, the guy that puts uranium in your boots if you leave them out overnight.

Apes are a kind of monkey

Elasmotherium! at the Disco

Can I do all three?

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.