Bring back the Scrolls!

What are you doing with a 12yo inside you?

Who called it that? Also are spores the same as seeds?

Some of their trips go to jungles in third world countries, if you catch my drift

Way ahead of ya

I see a counter scam - it should be much easier to forge a receipt. Automate and profit.

Yeah I’ve been salivating at some of their trips. But it’s really pricey.

Man. I never thought I should buy a shredder

Imagine the sound when they have an orgasm. Announcing to the planet that they’re getting it on. No kid would be safe from the sound of their parents having sex and vice versa.

yes that is one large, loud, flammable fish that certainly has warm blood and gives live birth and lactates. We shall name it after the yet to be observed massive and majestic balls it will most certainly have somewhere in its belly.

Far away from the big ball of fire in the sky

Is that the one that makes people kill themselves

I think reindeer would ablate in a similar way to pineapples given their similar water/carbon content. I think he’d get around just fine with toasted Rudolf.

Normalise getting murdered with zero resistance!

So this is what nerd-baiting feels like

It happens all the time. That’s how the multiverse branches are kept under a manageable number for the simulation.

If I accidentally bite an atom and the tiny shards shatters nearby atoms, wouldn’t that just make more? Like sort of… a chain reaction ?

Maybe I just have to gobble up all my salad before all the booms blow my jaws and neighbours away.

So basically everything is tripping and only a few things can be legit sober?

I was just thinking as a phone number for all those services that ask for phone numbers to sign up.

What stops anyone outside the us from using this service? The postcode doesn’t need to be verifiable, if needed, just use a VPN?