I hate April’s fools

Why can’t you degoogle a phone?

You can use GrapheneOS, or lineageOS… or a iphone, or a chinese phone…

Since its your home network you can block all network access except to signal for the phone.

use a house phone with only signal installed on it.

use a different phone user with only signal installed on it (you can use molly to share the same account on multiple phones)

This would be a cool gimmick

If you want to maximize paranoia, don’t forwarded end to end encrypted communication over unencrypted systems

Maximum paranoia.

The main profile should be very vanilla.

Use a secondary profile as your daily driver, play with the cross profile notifications

Use different logins for the main profile and secondary profiles.

Before laser cats

I get about a day on a 80% charge