It’s just a joke, bro

Or is it?

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Cake day: December 12th, 2023

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  • Why couldn’t they just use usual Linux for that? Why a modified kernel? Is Linux as is not suitable for a phone?

    Can’t they just, idk, make a distro? Maybe from scratch? Pop!_OS is working on COSMIC. Can’t they have their Linux-based OS, perhaps with its own things as needed, such as a phone-optimised DE? Or whatever the phone equivalent of a DESKTOP environment would be. A Mobile Environment, perhaps

    If my laptop had touch screen with no other method of input built in, and were way smaller, could it not run Linux? Or is that different altogether?








  • More like, “are you sure?”

    Are you really sure?

    Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

    Sure, just… confirm your password

    Confirmation code sent to your phone

    Now, log out and back in, to be sure

    You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?

    Okay, confirm link sent to email

    Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?

    Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

    Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

    Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

    Hate to see you go :(

    We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

    *marks account inactive*