He got the jeevacations 💀💀

Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren’t born yet. 🤔

Very optimistic to have an 8th candle

Is it possible to learn this power?

Reading the code of some people makes you convinced they must be on Adderall when writing it, and likewise you need to be on it to understand it.

Oh I thought FCKGW is part of Epstein’s windows 7 activation key

Mr Dewey is definitely the type who’d call tech support for a problem that can be fixed by “turning it off and on again.”

Things to do on Christmas:

• Unwrap gifts ❌
• Unwrap acronyms ✔️

Theres proper enterprise solutions, and then there’s redneck enterprise solutions.

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shudders

Funny how you bring up TF2 at the end when TF2’s own codebase is legendary spaghetti

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🐦: Thank you translator.

There’s a fun tidbit that we humans only take pictures of clocks at 10:10 that genai can’t make make a clock show any other time.

All the furries in one plane should constitute as national security issue.

the iPad kids are entering college.

It’s not always sharks. Sometimes it’s Russian “trawler boats”

Back when tech is still dominated by hippies and not fascists.

You’re talking about IEEE-754, right?

…right?

What if John had died?

Ah yes, the car/train/plane crash argument.

Why write new train code when NPC code do trick?