12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.

Real talk. One of those POS trucks came through Lowe’s to pick up (heh) mulch. We got 12 bags in the back and he had to drive home with the top down and make a third trip for all his goods. That’s 3 stacks of 4 bags. I can cram that in my 2002 Spyder convertible.

For comparison, we routinely jam 20-25 in most SUVs, 30 is nothing in a typical pickup, 40-50 will fit if stacked nicely. Hauled home 22 bags today in my 2004 F-150 with two pallets underneath.

I refused to come near the asshole for fear my mouth would overload me. “Try not to die wrecking into a bicycle you fucking fascist!”

He’s the CEO, he’s responsible, end. Remember when CEOs would step down over issues 1/10th as bad as the cybertruck? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I’m no car guy, and certainly no mechanic, but that was the first thing I noticed. Fuck is that?!

The more I see, the more I understand just how pathetic the materials and engineering is. Just look at this POS! To see that kinda “blemish”, I’d expect massive front end damage.

I have a rusty 2004 F-150 and a not-quite-as-rusty 2002 Eclipse. I couldn’t break either one in that manner without wrapping my shit around a telephone pole.

One of those pieces of shit rolled through Lowe’s the other day, funny enough, this pic is at a Lowe’s. I wouldn’t go near the guy for fear of my mouth overloading me.

First off, I had no idea how ugly they are up close. Previously, I had kinda liked the look, especially the murdered out versions. Up close it looks like an off-brand Hot Wheels. It was surprisingly large, yet the insides were thin.

Dude had to make 3 trips to get all his stuff. We loaded less mulch in his bed than we often load in an SUV, maybe 20 bags?, and he had to leave the top off. I can get 20 bags in my 2002 Spyder (convertible Eclipse), and close the top. My 2004 F150 could literally haul a full pallet (75 bags), with the pallet.

A bit later a coworker mentioned someone coming back to complete a pick up.

“Who? The guy in the fucking fascist truck?”

“(Laughing) What? The guy in the Cybertruck?”

“Did I stutter?”

Also never noticed the thin front end before. FFS, if it bumps anything it’s totaled. We could be in a 10mph front collision and I’d back up and drive off. He’d be waiting for a ride with the drive in his lap. And my bumper is nearly broken in half as-is.

Looks like something low, small and fast hit his rear quarter panel. Never see a wheel and axle pop like that though.

And is a solid Christian. The two values pair perfectly.

I’m not quick to violence or guns, but you’re not reaching in my window and dragging me out without you get a couple of Colt .45 pills to the thorax.

Yes, much like myself, the .45ACP is old and slow, but it will handily punch through a car door and deep into a slab of fat dumbass.

Who in America thinks they can just attack a stranger?!

Florida would like a word. And I’d say $15 is closer to the actual minimum you’ll get paid around here.