socsa

Here’s the thing…

Fuck anything with a collar. It’s an absolutely idiotic bit of “fashion” which needs to die

Imagine having the freedom to work from the beach and still putting on a button down shirt.

child predators are a real world problem

I cannot emphasize this enough - I absolutely do not care what your children do on the Internet.

There’s a reason why “virtue signalling” was a term originally coined to describe faith behaviors.

Does not bake delicious lasagna

Please give me illegal float value number of beers

Um ackshually it’s charge which is being moved

What reason is that? What mess? I don’t give a shit what other people’s kids do on the Internet.

I really hope they call the kernel module suck_my_ass so I can sudo modprobe -r suck_my_ass

I dedicated my dissertation to my dog. Fuck off Second Supervisor Kilimo

The [current year] of our lord and people are still doing this

If this passes, I will start an age verification project called this_bullshit.

sudo modprobe -r this_bullshit

Problem solved

Actually my back hurts because your mother damaged it with her large mass when we were engaged in coitus.

They say the trick to public speaking is to picture the audience naked, but I actually prefer to do my interviews in a sauna so the audience pictures me naked.

Never played 2 but 1 is the most over hyped game in existence. The gameplay is mid as fuck and the “OMG story” is just B movie horror at best.

Watch an actual movie with real writers and actors instead of “playing” an interactive movie with shit writing and bad CGI that is only praised by internet philistines because they need their hobby to have cultural relevance very badly?

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Isn’t the proton CEO a trump bootlicker?

Is reddit not aut blocking piefed and Lemmy links anymore?