He had to wear lifts in his shoes to appear taller when he campaigned for that role he didn’t get.

“This is so absurd,” said Andelaine Nelson, his mother. “He’s a good kid.… He would have never done this had he not been pushed over the edge.”

I think 20 months is pretty lenient. Fuck this guy. Stupid kid, sure, we all were kids, but like, do drugs or something. Don’t become a spy.