I imagine Mrs Claus more like an Enderverse Hive Queen.
All of the Elves and Santa’s are just extensions of the self. This is how she can compile ‘the list’. You think those Santa’s and Elves are just doing dress up for the season, but all year they are extensions of the Santa hive, watching to see who is naughty and who is nice.
Did your parent ever put on a Santa hat? They walk among us.
This is also how ‘Santa’ delivers all of the presents in a single night… They are all ‘(Mrs) Santa’.
And the Centi-stat is born. Expressing facts in hundredths.
This brilliance knows no precedent! Now we just need an official units symbol to really seal the deal.
(I mean yes, we do have ‘percentages’… but clearly the people have spoken)