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minus-squaregmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months ago All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug. The humble “Hello world” would like a word.
minus-squareAmberskin@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoJust to boast my old timer credentials. There is an utility program in IBM’s mainframe operating system, z/OS, that has been there since the 60s. It has just one assembly code instruction: a BR 14, which means basically ‘return’. The first version was bugged and IBM had to issue a PTF (patch) to fix it.
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoOkay, you can’t just drop that bombshell without elaborating. What sort of bug could exist in a program which contains a single return instruction?!?
The humble “Hello world” would like a word.
Just to boast my old timer credentials.
There is an utility program in IBM’s mainframe operating system, z/OS, that has been there since the 60s.
It has just one assembly code instruction: a BR 14, which means basically ‘return’.
The first version was bugged and IBM had to issue a PTF (patch) to fix it.
Okay, you can’t just drop that bombshell without elaborating. What sort of bug could exist in a program which contains a single return instruction?!?