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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago
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    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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      James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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        What does the office secrete?

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          Garbage code. Sadly

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            Fucking James 😤

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      Don’t forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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        No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A’s, because they’re the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it’s just going to catch the wind.

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          Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025

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      marked EXE

      Ok, I’m taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen… I just don’t know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I’m assuming it’s just for amusement.

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