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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoThis is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoFirst contact’s gonna be kinky
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoTheir genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane. I’d be fine tho.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agofrom now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
minus-squareSL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days ago vegetarians So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agodammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoEither fuck it, or fuck with it.
This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
First contact’s gonna be kinky
Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.
I’d be fine tho.
from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
But the aliens are plant-based…
So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
Either fuck it, or fuck with it.