• Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    The fucking isn’t even censored. Someone went out of their way to just paste the asterisk overtop. Fuck off outta here

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    I swear to God, just 15 minutes ago, I was doing the Asian thing of “no, let me cover the bill,” thing with a friend and I stood my ground too hard and pulled my glutes. I can barely fucking walk now. Being old is hilarious.

    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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      4 days ago

      The two most embarrassing times I blew my back out were:

      Sneezing too hard, fucked up for a week.

      Reaching to the top shelf to grab something for my wife and having her full force slap my ass…did me in for most of two weeks, and moving slow the rest of the month.

      Be safe out there fam 🙏

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    4 days ago

    Feeling this one today. Work’s been really slow, not been doing much of anything. Did a wee side job today, and because I have my smart watch on the hand I swing my hammer with it thinks I did 22k steps instead of the 5k I’ve been doing the whole week.
    My back’s on fire, and my arm may or may not fall off.