People always talking about how extremely hot metal looks tasty.
I’m an amateur blacksmith. Glowing metal looks like pain.
But it could be tasty pain.
Well, shit. You’ve got me there ngl.
Tasting hot uranium would probably be a once in a lifetime experience.
Yes! This was my first thought! Forbidden Razzles!
It is orange flavored. It’s “orange you glad you didn’t put that in your mouth”
Tell TRUMP and the administration to lick it and it will taste like a dreamsickles!!! :)
Tell him it tastes like Bill Clinton, if you know what I mean.
You might have better luck if you tell them they taste like dicksickles
They’ll get dreamsickle cell anemia!!
Lol it looks like that because it’s glowing from heat (probably heat it is producing through radioactivity) it looks like pretty much any metal, just like uranium. Uranium compounds are super pretty though, plutonium probably too if anyone was nuts enough to make dyes with it.
Pu 239 which is the kind that we use the most since it’s the most fissile has a half-life of around 25k years and alpha decays so its very unlikely that it is heat from radioactivity. It may be heat from forging.
It is Plutonium-238.
Fun fact: there’s enough calories in a single gram of plutonium to sustain a person for 10,000,000 years.
as does the same amount of any other substance, including for example yoghurt.
That number is just the E in E=mc²
If we are actually talking dietary calories, the number you see on foodstuff packaging, plutonium has 0.
you’re saying it’s perfect for my diet ?
The problem with only counting calories for health has never been more aptly highlighted!
You would gain weight, but only temporarily
It would certainly feed you for the rest of your life.
Unfortunately, if one were to invest a single gram of plutonium, not only are you ill equipped to actually properly harness even a small percentage of the heat energy it will produce, it also qualifies as a heavy metal, so there is every probability that whatever you do actually ingest before the chunk of plutonium exits your rear end will end up in your bones, thereby irradiating you further than the original gram of plutonium irradiated you as it passed through your digestive tract, mostly unobstructed, provided one doesn’t have a previous bowel obstruction.
All of that is to say that it probably tastes spicy metallic. Especially if you have fillings in your mouth. It’s energetic enough to give a similar sensation in your teeth that a piece of aluminum foil does when it touches your fillings.
Oh; it will kill the fuck out of you. It’s mainly emits alpha particles, but also beta and gamma.
Also, thanks to your typo, I’m thinking of investing in radiation.
Leaving it.
As you should.
why dont we eat plutonium then? 🤔
I thought plutonium is just a metallic silver?
I think it’s red hot
orange
I think it’s red orange.
better?
At first I though it was a pic of two urinal cakes on a cast iron skillet.
Dammit this is giving me weird memories of that week I was radioactive
UP AND AT THEM
UP AN ATOM!
I want to know what lifting it is like. Say just a beer can of volume. Depleted uranium is freaky dense!
Math may be off:
7kg
15.4lbs.
Freaky!
Why would we never know? What’s a little sacrifice for science?
Oh look, ti proseccos
Edit: leaving because funny, but what I intended to comment as I fell asleep was “oh look, tiny elephant feet!” in reference to the nickname given the big melty version
I still remember the time I dropped my phone on my sleeping face and got “m understop” instead if “I’m sleepy.”
I’ll take a bite if you wanna
This could be a cool song title: ‘And the post said plutonium pucks, could taste like orange crush’.
That’s not what Back to the Future taught me
